Archive - March 18, 2014

My kids love to make up jokes.  Here’s the latest: Which state has the smallest sodas? Minnesota!!!! In fact, they have inspired me to try my hand at penning riddles.  So I have one for you: How do you feed a vegetarian from Iowa? You can’t. Vegetarians don’t exist in Iowa. Admittedly not a zinger.  But I am from Iowa.  And if there is ever a meat-loving place on earth, it is the Corn State.  (I know.  That nickname doesn’t make much sense.  It should be the Ribeye State or the One-Inch-Thick-Pork-Chop-the-Size-of-Your-Head State.)  And years back when Paul McCartney performed…